Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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