so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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