If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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