Is it normal to miss your booty call?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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