I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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