How'd it feel making her break her religion?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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