she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
only if we run a train.
done.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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