Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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