Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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