This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Shame is for Republicans.
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