Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
