i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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