I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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