I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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