She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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