Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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