That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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