Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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