i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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