Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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