I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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