Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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