i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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