We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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