he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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