Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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