Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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