idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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