I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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