Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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