You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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