New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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