i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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