i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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