i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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