I think scott just propositioned me for sex
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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