you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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