Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Randomize
