yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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