What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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