i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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