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Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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