They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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