The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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