just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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