i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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