Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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