last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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