heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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