ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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