The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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