Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
