i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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