Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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