I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Me too!
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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