When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I deserve this hangover.
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