Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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