We're like a lot better than the average bears
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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