At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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